My Crazy Beautiful Life

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claydols:

you want a bad boy? baby im fucking hardcore *brushes teeth* *drinks orange juice immediately after*

(Source: basedgosh, via thatflawlessnight)

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thisiislife:

lunchtrae:

heartless:

menta-verde:

fuckyourfreckles:

bitchyougood:

she’s really beautiful and her hair looks so good with bangs like that and honestly if i were pregnant with huge hormonal titties like that i’d wear a babydoll dress to accentuate them too

honestly she looks fucking adorable

why does she keep dressing like she’s trying to hide the fact she’s pregnant like she’s embarrassed about it or something it really pisses me off DRESS LIKE A PREGNANT LADY

shes not hiding it her work is centered around her appearance and fashion sense

so are we going to sit here and ignore the guy in the back?

The last comment HAHHAHAHA

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hioctopus:

sociopathhasthemoosebox:

uncreativeminds:

raspberryragdoll:

Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.

Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.

okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?

I ship it

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morrissarty:

cheeky-jackharries:

avatar-rokuu:

veryscarytwist:

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

what

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 (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
 (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

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esexist:

i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos

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suckatcod:

Get away from me you little fuck

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egberts:

egberts:

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

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kahtiihma:

the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE

BRILLIANT THANK YOU

(Source: amourlemonde, via pizza)

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

(via pizza)

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picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance

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petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag

(via pizza)

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eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

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chadkroeger:

my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging

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undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

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